My chat with Bill Gates

Me: "Sir! Mr. Bill Gates! Hello, Sir!!!"
BG: "Huh.. Hello"
Me: "I have a question"
BG: "Not about windows "hang up", I hope"
Me: "No. I know nothing beyond start up and small inbulit games in it"
BG: "Great, you know everything!"
Me: "I want to know about the interesting "Bill gates' quotes".."
BG: "Oh... I have read some on the net recently..."
Me: "Sir, are they true?..."
BG: "That doesnt matter, they are more interesting and inspiring than my entire work microsoft"
Me: "I love them, but I just wanted to know if there was any truth...."
BG: "Dont worry, If you love them, popularise them...
Me: "Ok, I will publish them in my Blog"
BG: "By the way, how much truth do you have on your blog, anyway? Go ahead, you have my permission. In return, I will popularise your Blog in the classes that I conduct in hell when i reach there"
Me: "Agree"
BG: "Deal Done!"